I finally played the updated Myst.

Rime

If you know me at all, you know I fucking love Myst. I have extremely fond memories of playing it for the first time on 3DO back in 1995, which carried to my first play of Riven in 1998 and falling in love with The Book of Ti’ana in between. The whole franchise appealed to my teenage aesthetic, sense of wonder, and adherence to the scientific method. You mean you can write strange new worlds into existence and then go visit them?! And then write about how the weird alien place works?!! OMFG YES!

Adult me, however, can’t control her motion sickness and comes with mysterious hand pain. Playing these games is a recipe for headaches at best, especially the updated ones which are no longer point-and-click static screens. When the latest rework of Myst came out in 2021, I didn’t last five minutes before I felt sick. I tried looking around the empty island hoping something would strike me enough to endure, but I just couldn’t do it. I figured I’d come back when I felt better but who knows when.

A week ago Cyan & Myst surprised us with an update to the game, including a lesser-known Age (read: world of new puzzles to solve) that hadn’t been in the 2021 update, that I’d never played before. What better time than now to actually try to finish Myst?

And so, soon, a new Myst journey was upon me.

Turns out when you’re compelled to find out how Rime ties into Myst, you’re compelled to actually finish Myst, even if you can only play in 15 minute bursts.

And so I did it (read more below the separator, including possible spoilers). I finished the 2021 Myst, and I found Rime, and I solved the Rime puzzle, and now… I am pleased I did it, but also a bit frustrated. Why you no my real life? I wanna hang out with the whales and write in a journal and sit on a breezy Channelwood walkway thinkin’ ’bout the frogs. Skyrim, certain movies and books, have had this sort of impact, but Myst’s early influence seems tied into my general psyche. I just want to keep playing and exploring and picking through new books. What else is there to solve?

Alas, that’s where me finishing the Riven remake comes into play. I also never finished Obduction (got too sick). So there’s my answer. Indeed, I could also replay the other Myst games or re-read the books.

For now, I’ll take a break, do some other things with my time, let my hand heal a bit, and create a bit of longing for another game featuring a very large tree for some reason.

Speaking of, here’s a totally not dirty nope haiku I just wrote.

Myst, goggles pulled up,
squinting at the giant tree
powered on for me.


Alright, here’s the original thing I wrote after I finished the game. Mild spoilers ahead.

Finally finishing the updated Myst (now with Rime!):

Still love this game to bits. Getting my motion sickness under control was an issue but not as bad as the first several times I tried to play the new Myst. Rime coming along was a motivator as I’d never played it before.

A lot of the awesome magic of this game in the 90s has faded to a charm today, but the updated graphics help (and remind me that I need to finish Obduction and Riven). The digital characters aren’t great to look at but the scenery, atmosphere, and overall aesthetic is lovely.

I had some issues with remembering the original way to play and thus not taking the “new” game as-is, but I figured things out. I still have the guide book from 1995, which I pulled out for the underground maze to check if I was on the literal right track after I got turned around which step I was on in my notes, and was amused to see I was one step away from solving it from the point I got turned around at (a problem with my notes and not the game). Writing everything down and not taking anything you see for granted is still key.

I appreciated that the keyboard puzzle had markers so I didn’t absolutely have to be able to hear it. The very first time I played the game I was with a deaf person and got thrown the controller for Selentic, so seeing a way to solve puzzles without sound was nice just from that standpoint.

Selentic: Not too hard on land. Underground, still requires good notation or a fair amount of patience. A lot of people seem annoyed at the maze but teenage me and 40-some me both found it tedious but simple. Loved the crystals and the little pond area.

Mechanical: I couldn’t figure out the count/spacing between the islands and did a lot of walking back and forth, but otherwise an easy Age. The initial clock lock made me yell “I hate slide puzzles”.

Stoneship: Not too difficult once I remembered to turn around and actually look to see there were two doors, not one, which kicked my ass when this was point-and-click. Still love the vibes of the undersea place and wish I could sit on the steps & watch the ocean.

Channelwood: Oh my sweet love, how I heart thee. The visual cues made it easier not to get turned around. The frogs were a nice touch. I would love to live here and was sad to leave.

It’s fairly obvious as a grown adult that these boys can’t be trusted so I was easily able to do the perhaps right thing and hang out alone in D’ni for a minute. Seeing Rime waiting for me, I went to go figure out how to get there… and it took a while. I thought I was missing a panel or button somewhere and it turned out I needed to leave the room. It seemed obvious once I realized what I’d been looking at.

Rime itself is beautiful. Loved the auroras. I initially missed a button so I was struggling at first, but once I saw it, solving the puzzle was mostly a matter of solving unknowns for the knowns. My initial notes were wrong, which tripped me up and made me approach the color puzzle incorrectly, so it took a while, but it would have been simpler if I’d seen the puzzle before I took notes knowing a puzzle was coming.

I like how Rime added D’ni lore to my brain. It was odd reading the boys’ notebooks, though, trying to balance the who-they-were with the who-they-became. Also makes me wonder if Atrus’ entire lineage is poisoned or if there’s something about the D’ni where they intrinsically view non-D’ni as subhuman. Perhaps an appropriate thought for this time in history. In fact, I internally joked that Achenar was Elon, so perhaps Sirrus is RFK. Unfortunately, there is no Atrus to trap these guys in a book in our present timeline, and whether there’s ever a Stranger, well, they’re probably still stuck downstairs on the dock poking in “69” to see what happens with the water and Beavis-laughing about it.

Anyway, I’m super biased as Myst was my favorite game until Riven came along and the Myst franchise generally is a favorite thing, but it was nice to play the 2021 update in full finally. Perhaps I’ll get back to the new Riven (which, by the way, the new way to solve the old marble puzzle made my DAY last year, SO COOL) and eventually get around to finishing Obduction. For the moment, the motion sickness and my hand pain need a damn break.

music update time

How’s about a list of some music from this year so far. I will forget things and have undoubtedly already lost things, but it’s a start.

Conan – “Frozen Edges of the Wound
Aggressive, pummeling, heavy sludgy doom meant for grimaces and headbanging. New album out 4/25.

Kavadar – “I Just Want To Be A Sound
Bright and poppy from a band that I swear was closer to psychedelic heavy rock ten minutes ago. New album on 5/16.

Witchcraft – “Burning Cross
New album coming 5/23. I nearly had an existential crisis realizing I’ve been listening to this band just short of 20 years as I reflected on this news. I got distracted by all of the social in-breeding connected back to this band. Before the thought could settle, the source of trouble contacted me out of the blue to cause further ruckus. I handled it poorly, which is probably still better than just sending a voice clip of me screaming “FUCK!!!!”

Lisa – “Born Again
Just a single for all I know. Listened to for Doja Cat and was pleasantly surprised.

Masters of Reality – “Mr Tap N Go
Who wants to be reminded of Primus today? New album 3/28. Been a long time.

Lady Gaga – “Abracadabra
Excellent choreography. The song has a house feel to it akin to Vitalic meets pop with a sprinkle of Siouxsie Sioux snuck in there. 3/7.

Lola Young – “Messy” (live on Graham Norton)
This song came out last year but I skipped over it. I appreciate what’s going on here even though the elevator-esque genre is horrifying to my metalisms.

Chappell Roan – “Pink Pony Club” (live at the Grammys)
I’m sure this song has a bit more life left in it, but this performance felt like a scintillating goodbye to years of singing it and a solid year of her dramatic increase in popularity. Dare her to dye her hair now.

Doechii – “Denial Is A River
This would have been welcome in 1995, so it tracks that she opened the video with a sepia sitcom background… and gradually modernized it.

Peter Murphy – “Swoon
Trent Reznor did what now? SOLD! New album 5/9.

The Otolith – “Glimmer
This single came out today (for the day I’m typing this). It feels strangely short given their usual 9+ minute songs.

The Jesus Lizard – “I’m Tired of Being Your Mother
Same. These fuckin’ kids better grow up fast or git.

Gaytheist – The Mustache Stays
This just came out.

Serial Hawk – “Pulsate
There’s not a ton going on here beyond mood-setting, but, like… OMG new Serial Hawk! Album 3/21.

Year of the Cobra – “7 Years
Their new one just came out.

Amenra – “Forlorn
Speaking of YOTC, their bassist is playing in Amenra now. And new Amenra album 3/28.

Sumac + Moor Mother – The Film
100% this one is going to be interesting. 4/25.

Pigs x7 – “Stitches
4/4. Time signature or album release date? Guess you’ll have to listen to it.

Turtle Skull – Being Here
5/23. Get relaxed.

Robyn – “Dancing On My Own
This is the first actually older song here, and I’m including it for the excellent performance she had with David Byrne for the SNL50 concert.

Nirvana/Post Malone – “Smells Like Teen Spirit
Same SNL50 concert. Great job to Post Malone, and it was lovely to see 2/3 of Nirvana light up. We’ll ignore the irony of the song here. Yep, just watched it again, 10/10 no notes.

Red Fang – Deep Cuts
Well look who’s back with some fresh ridiculousness. I might need to dig through my old photos to see if one of these songs is something they performed live back in the day that didn’t make it to album. 3/14. Pie!

Ravine
Ripple Music said they were releasing their next album and the promo photo included band shirts from Black Cobra and Year of the Cobra. In short, QUE? Doth thee haveth my heart already? The last album (linked) took me right back to 2007 or 2005, browsing StonerRock(dot)com or somesuch heavy site, so it seems my curiosity it piqued.

White Hills + Gnod – Drop Out III
Space naps a-comin’. 3/21.

Alitila – “This Spruce
Industrial noise time. Disclosure: I made the art that’s on the cover of this album. Apologies to your eyeballs. 3/28.

There are other things coming out that I don’t have full info for or forgot to write down or bookmark, but… Al from Sleep/OM paired up with David Eugene Edwards from Wovenhand for a pair of songs coming out 4/25. So that’s something else to look forward to.

And finally until the next time my hand doesn’t needlessly hurt circa ten years from now,

Nasalrod – “The Maker
Watch the video if you’re a Portland-area music fan. The song came out last year but the video is new today. Them people and places sure look familiar.